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"Should Arafat be removed?"

"Hey, there's nothing like martyring a leader to calm the Palestinian extremists"

Source: The Onion

I have always loved Dave Barry!

Oh, yeah. Since the supreme court decided that other people have a constitutional right to call you on your phone, Dave Barry pointed out to his readers that this means you have a constitutionally protected right to call them. He pointed this out in his column, along with the main telephone number for the American Teleservices Association.

The American Teleservices Association was not amused.

I was.

The number, in case you can't reach the above links, is toll-free from within the US: 1-877-779-3974, if you want to express your constitutionally protected views.

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