Recent events

OK, by now you've probably read all about the story in everybody else's blogs, but I just want to add:

Bwahhahahahaha! Boston!

Protect us from the daa-a-a-a-angerous Lite Brites!

And:
"We're only taking questions about hair."

And:
"Our swift and coordinated response just proves that the system works, even if, in this case, it was a false alarm."
"So then how were the devices in place for over two weeks before any action was taken?"

And:
"We're only taking questions about hair."

And:

"Why do you think none of the other cities that these have been set up in have reacted the same way?"

"You don't seem to be taking this seriously."
"We're taking it very seriously."
"It's you we're not- "
"I have advised my clients not to discuss the case."

"Well.... um.... there... um... might be... uh... some people who... uh... feel the reaction might have been a little extreme. But.. uh... mostly people appreciate the response."

And, of course:
"Does anyone have any more questions about hair?"