Pledge?

I like this one better:

I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the Republic which it established, one nation of many peoples, with liberty and justice for all.

I'm just saying.

Oh, yeah, and I have a car again

Thanks to friends in Eugene, I have a car again.

Working better than ever before.

This makes me happy.

I'm home, now, and am gonna go sleep to celebrate.