Cats

[plutherus]

How the hell does cat hair get in the freezer??!

Now, I realize, with it being summer and all, there's shedding going on, and cat hair is going to get around. But, in the freezer? And it's not like there's just a couple of strands - no, there's a whole bunch of it on the freezer floor. It looks like the cat was sleeping in there or something.

And, I swear there wasn't any yesterday.

Have my cats been opening the freezer door and sleeping in there while I'm at work? Cuz that's what it looks like. Hmph.

Comments

[scifigal.livejournal.com]

How the hell does cat hair get in the freezer??!

Because that's where you put dead bodies.

[scifigal.livejournal.com]

oh wait: I thought you said "how the hell does a cat get in the freezer"

hahahahha...freudian murderdeathkill slip

[poezamattik.livejournal.com]

You propose the clinching proof my friend that keeping mammals smarter than yourself around the house inevitably leads to the moment Charlton Heston, realizing his superior screams, "You Damn Dirty Apes!"

You know they're working out how to lobotomize you right now don't you?

It'll happen sometime while you're asleep I'm guessing. And, evidently it involves your kitchen freezer.

Sleep. Purrr. Sleeep. Purrrr. Sleeeep. Purrrrr.