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[plutherus]

This is absolutely hilarious.

I'm with reynard52 - I have got to find a Stewart/Colbert in '08 bumper sticker for my car.

EDIT: Oh, yeah, the link: http://gorillamask.net/colbert10c.shtml

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[reynard52.livejournal.com]

Moses:
"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..."
Drops one of the tablets
"Oy...Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"

[plutherus.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is, out of the three he could name, he only got two right :)

There is no "Thou shalt not lie" commandment, in either the Exodus 20 version (which is the most commonly used), or the Deuteronomy 22 version (which is the only place in the Bible where the phrase "The Ten Commandments" is used.