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Tragedy.

I just learned that netflix does not have Hawk, the Slayer available.

Damn!

This was one of my favorite movies when I was in high school. Dungeons and Dragons and Disco, oh my!

And man, if you thought Legolas was hot, you've never seen Ray Charleson use a bow! And his delivery - absolutely NO emotion at all, like all true pointy-eared heroes have.

"If we pay them, maybe they'll leave us in peace."
"thepeaceofthedead"

"There is a Warrior. To the East of The City. Known as. Hawk....
The Slayer!"

imdb claims there is a DVD of it....

I haven't thought of this movie in years. But now... I must have it!

UPDATE: I found these. All Praise the Gootubes!
No, seriously, if you haven't seen this movie, check out:
The Death of the Hero's Father (In which Hawk learns to use the Force, and attacks a perfectly innocent floor. Twice.)


The Attack Of The Glowy Ping-Pong Balls: (In which Legolas Crow shoots people with his bow)
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Just....

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HOW am I suppose to have any respect for you after this? Because NOTHING says 'Medievaly" like cheap sci-fi space battle sounds.

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