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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	May 11, 2075
Number attending your funeral?	2
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$3,034,369

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2075? That'll make me 93. Hell of a great way for a 93-year-old to die, if you ask me.
But, hell, for $3,034,369, you'd think more than two people would go to the damn funeral, you ungrateful bastards.

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel Type	Cherub
Wing Color	Rainbow
Heavenly Weapon	Bare hands

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Ha! The first thing I'm gonna say after I die is, "Whoa. I know Kung-Fu."
Rainbow-winged Cherub? Good to know my reputation of an ambiguous sexual orientation will continue into the afterlife...

Tell Me About Your Sex Life? by electronicoffee
Username
Sexuality
Favorite Postion	you like to give oral
Secret Fetish	underwear/strip [on your partner]
Age of Lost Virginity	10
Bedroom Talent	your hip grinding skills are legendary

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