I shouldn't listen to Jimmy Buffett

[plutherus]

I just feel like I'm stuck. I want to get out of here. Just say fuck it to the job, get a sailboat and travel the world. Why don't I own a sailboat? Why do I allow these companies to only give me two weeks of vacation a year? I want out. I want to be sipping wine at a table on the sidewalk in Paris and talking about my travels through Cambodia. I want to be sore, tired, sunburnt, scratched, and nursing at least two injuries by the time I get to the train that'll take me to the border of China. I WANT OUT OF HERE!