Self-righteousness

I have this leather longcoat which I absolutely love. I bought it at a Chinatown discount store about three years ago. Last night, while walking home up California street, two women on the other side of the street yelled over at me. When I looked over, one of them yelled something like "an animal died for that!" and the other "Leather is murder!"

So I opened the coat to show them the lining and yelled back "And the inside is bunny rabbit!"

Unfortunately, they then moved away very quickly before I could point out that it was made in China, probably at a forced-labor camp for political dissidents...