Damn, I suck

But, apparently not enough:

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	33.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	58.7%
Shamelessness	45.2% Puts 'em on the glass	74.8%
Sex Drive	57.9% A fool for love, but not always	72.7%
Straightness	10.7% Knows the other body type like a map	37.3%
Gayness	78.6% Repressed, are we?	75.8%
Fucking Sick	67.3% Dipped into depravity	86.1%
You are 49.36% pure Average Score: 67%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!