Douglas Adams is an anti-Christian Blackguard!

And other absolutely hilarious bits of information of which I was previously unaware, can be found on this site.

Other wonderful bits of "information" include the fact that the US is a Christian Nation, and that all parody is required by law to contain a "parody notification" (I assume they mean by God's law, because it's certainly not part of any US law. At least not yet. Of course, now that they've got Cheney working for them, this may change.)

One fact that actually turned out to be true, though, I thought was really hilariously funny: Landover Baptist is the second most reference web site using the term "Baptist" on the internet. And, apparently, the only reason the Southern Baptist Convention is #1 is because of months of concerted google-stacking on the part of their flock! (According to the January 11th entry in their own "Progress" report.)

In other news, remember Rent-a-Negro? Well, now there's also http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

And, in other news:

We made progress on the garage today, emptying one half out, tossing out a couple more bags of garbage. Tomorrow, we're re-doing the whole wiring, including adding a new breaker for the new office circuit (the office is going to be on its own power circuit, with nothing else on it, on a 20-amp breaker). Then sheetrock the walls, build shelves and cabinets in the workshop area, move everything from the cluttered half into the other half, organizing, storing, and tossing as we go, then installing the new power outlets, walls, windows, and doors for the office half, and we'll be ready to start furnishing it.

Oh, yeah, and somewhere in there we gotta track down the problem with the second phone line so people can call us...

But for now, I'm gonna go read Book 5, and then to sleep....