What's the difference.... jokes

One of my favorite format of jokes. For example:

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
One's a flaming Nazi gas bag, and the other is a Zeppelin.

And, courtesy of stonemirror:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery bag?
One's made of white plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other can be used to carry stuff.

Yet another lj quiz

I got the same as <;j user=rhonan>, who I got the quiz link from:

Robert Heinlein wrote you - your stranger in a
strange land, you.


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