AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone reading this lives in or near Eugene, you may have heard a very loud screech coming from the general direction of the DMV.

That would be me.

For those of you following my neverending quest to get a driver's license (I think I might give up and go find the Holy Grail instead, it's gotta be easier than this, and you don't have to deal with so many goddamn fuckheads!), a brief summary:

( Timeline of Pat's Driver's license: )