Speaking of Microsoft bashing...

Surprise, surprise. It seems there's problems with the new Microsoft Xbox.
As in, it tends to crash. A lot.

However, there is a solution. Apparently, the crashes are caused by the power supply overheating and shutting down. The fix, of course, involves string.

I'm sure they'll fix this in a later release. Proving, once again, that "At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1"

At least this version hasn't burned anyone's house down yet.