Blame scifigal for this one

i mayd this teliscop myself out of duck tape and the thing that holds the rapping payper

so i can see if ur there
i fix it on ur howse in Alaska
my next door neybor here in moscow

Obviously, it's a serious important discussion of Sarah Palin's foreign policy experiences.

Cleese on Palin

"A parrot speaks beautifully, and kinda says "aw, shucks" now and again, but doesn't really have any understanding of the meaning of the words it is producing, even though it's producing them very accurately."

And if there's one man who knows about parrots, it's John Cleese:

"Monty Python couldn't have written this."

"And I'm sorry, Michael, to say you're not the funniest Palin anymore, but you're not."