Outside my window.

More pleasant than the jerk screaming at people on his cell phone. (Yes, he's been at it a few nights now. Apparently, he was talking to the woman in question a few nights ago. Literally less than five minutes after yelling at her (I couldn't actually hear most of it, but the word "slut" was mentioned), he was then rather petulantly demanding that she "at least give me a chance.) At this point, I'm thinking seriously deranged rather than just stupid. But I'm not ruling out stupid.

At any rate, right now there are a bunch of kids playing soccer in the parking lot. One of them, I'm assuming somebody's little brother, is about four or five. His role is apparently, every time someone makes a goal, is to yell out "Goooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!!!" Each time is longer and louder. Very cute. And pretty impressive lung capacity for someone that size, actually.