My favorite spam message of the day!

[plutherus]

I got the following SPAM in my email today, one of only about 3-4 spam messages to ever make it into my gwob account. I think my favorite parts are how it's both the police and the FBI, and how it ends with that reassurance that, nope, no virus here, nosirree.

From: police@fbi.gov

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 40 illegal Websites.

Important: You are required to answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
M. John Stellford

++-++ Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
++-++ 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 2130
++-++ Washington, DC 20535
++-++ (202) 324-3000



*-* Mail-Scanner: No Virus detected
*-* GWOB Anti-Virus Service
*-* http://www.gwob.org
indictment_cit4471.zip (Binary attachment)

Comments

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... yeah, "police@fbi.gov" is an awesome address.

[31seel.livejournal.com]

Boy, sounds like you are in serious trouble!

Hey, check it out:

Name: Norwescon (The recipient of this payment is Verified)
Email: business@norwescon.org
Total Amount: -$55.00 USD
Item Amount: $55.00 USD
Quantity: 1
Item Title: 1 Norwescon Membership(s)
Date: Feb. 10, 2005
Time: 11:35:12 PST
Status: Completed

I have made arrangements to drop off the children Thursday night at their mom's house, so I will be arriving Thursday evening. You will be there already correct? & the room is arranged and everything?

[plutherus.livejournal.com]

I will be arriving Thursday evening. You will be there already correct? & the room is arranged and everything?

Yep, and yep. Woohoo!

[31seel.livejournal.com]

Most Excellent. I will be in late Thursday Night (hopefully no later than 10)