Looks like they captured Saddam - alive

[plutherus]

From here, Saddam Hussein has been captured.
To which my typically paranoid mind has only three questions:
1. How long have they really had him? (Good thing that Iraqi War Crimes court got set up just in time, huh?)
2. When will the first letter to the editor show up from a dittohead, claiming that this proves all those America-hating liberals were wrong to oppose the war, since this proves they were all wrong, and we did capture Saddam, since that was what the war was all about to begin with.
3. Will it be a very quick trial ending with his sudden death by firing squad, or will the trial be drawn out, with major developments released immediately after each news item the Pentagon wants to distract us from, with the final verdict being released just prior to the election in order to get maximum boost for Bush's plummeting approval ratings?

Comments

[casfic.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm paranoid too, but my immediate first thought was exactly the same as yours - how long have they really had him. My second was, and what's the bad news that they're trying to bury, which is pretty similar to your third question.