Merry whatever!

[plutherus]

Merry Christmas to those who are into that sort of thing. For the rest, Happy Hannukah, Silly Solstice, Kwazy Kwanzaa, Rip-Roarin' Ramadan, Festive Festivus, or, for the atheists, happy everything's-closed-for-no-good-reason-so-the-religious-folk-can-celebrate-the-birth-of-their-god-which-was-originally-mithras'-day-anyway.