New, from Villain Supply!
May. 3rd, 2004 03:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plutherusOne of my favorite mail-order catalogs, Villain Supply now has miscellaneous cohorts, followers, and henchman!
Now available:
Your very own Al-Qaeda cell!
Not only that, but they've also got a Skinhead Aryan Christian Militia Group for sale, cheap! (with some caveats: "we accept no responsibility for the backlash if you decide to arm these retards.")
More of a traditionalist? Aside from a cat, trained to sit quietly on the arm of your stainless steel chair while you stroke it and lecture your latest would-be hero prisoner on why he can never hope to succeed against your genius, you can also get your own Hitler Clone: " The Arctic Nazi Consortium is now liquidating its entire stock of Adolph Hitler clone zygotes", or your very own Ayn Rand Robot (discounted due to a few bugs in the system:
Now available:
Your very own Al-Qaeda cell!
ADOPT AN AL-QAEDA CELL
They're armed, trained, fanatical, and they're sitting around not doing anything anyway. Plus, they're not too bright -- just tack "Allah wants you to..." onto any command and off they go!
Price: Negotiable (food, clothes, a place to sleep)
*Customers still seeking refunds on our "Adopt a PLO Cell" offer should just give up.
Not only that, but they've also got a Skinhead Aryan Christian Militia Group for sale, cheap! (with some caveats: "we accept no responsibility for the backlash if you decide to arm these retards.")
More of a traditionalist? Aside from a cat, trained to sit quietly on the arm of your stainless steel chair while you stroke it and lecture your latest would-be hero prisoner on why he can never hope to succeed against your genius, you can also get your own Hitler Clone: " The Arctic Nazi Consortium is now liquidating its entire stock of Adolph Hitler clone zygotes", or your very own Ayn Rand Robot (discounted due to a few bugs in the system:
"*software tends to be rather buggy. For instance, your Randroid may oppose immigration, yet be an immigrant herself. She may oppose infidelity, yet cheat on her husband. She may espouse individuality, yet believe that only those who follow her are individuals. She may oppose the control of individuals by organizations, yet laud corporate power. These bugs can not be repaired."
