New slogan for Bush

[plutherus]

In light of the news from Massachusetts about gay people being married, George W. Bush waved his favorite wedge issue and renewed his call for a constitutional amendment banning such things and declaring gay people to be second-class citizens for all time.

Apparently the campaign platform he is running on can be summed up, and I hereby allow him to use this slogan free of charge:

"Sure I destroyed the best economy in the world's history, and managed to turn the entire world against us, and there're no jobs and no money for schools or health care or veterans anymore, and I have blocked all attempts at investigation into my war on Iraq, and the events leading up to 9/11, and the various corporate scandals my administration has been involved in, and have supported widespread use of torture. But ignore all that and focus on what's important: I hate gay people as much as you do."

Might be a little hard to fit on a bumpersticker, though....

Comments

[rhonan.livejournal.com]

Well, it's like I said to this guy I know, "Why is my brother and his boyfriend a threat to your marriage and I'm not? He doesn't date married women."

[31seel.livejournal.com]

It could be shortened to "I Hate gays as Much as you: Bush in 2004"

try this again...ahem

[reynard52.livejournal.com]

[reynard52.livejournal.com]

How can he hate gays anyhow? I hear Limbaugh say that the torturing in Iraq was no different'worse than initiations into Skull and Bones, well, unless one is boring about it and thinks choice is an overated thing. OF course, those people tend to whine the loudest when their choices are gone :D