plutherus

Lots of thanks to

reynard52 who found this:

Hulk-man, sad about the state of America, revives Hulkamania for one last time.
Joining forces with him is He-Man, still unemployed after losing his last job as Master of the Universe, grown fat and lazy, spending his days watching Maury Pauvich, and Mr. T., from the hospital where he's been battling cancer and going broke thanks to a lack of decent medical coverage from the A-Team. Hey, at least he has some, which is better than 40% of Americans.

Together they must stop Cheney/Haliburton, who have taken control of Voltron:
"Hey, Voltron, say something Compassionate and Conservative!"
"I am a machine fueled by oil and the blood of foreigners. I am a tool forged with silver and gold, obedient to my builders of affluence and wealth! I am Unwavering! Incapable of fault! And steadfast in principle against the voices of reason! I am the empire! I am your almighty master and god! I am your new America!

Anyway, the game is here

First, there's the rather lengthy, and absolutely hilarious introduction. Then the game itself. If you have a slow connection, there's an option to download it and play it offline. I think I'll have to put it on my laptop for long waits in the airport...

I played it twice so far, and haven't gotten past Tom Ridge yet.