I sent this identical letter to both:
Representative Walter Jones
422 Cannon House Office Bldg
Washington, D.C. 20515
and:
Representative Robert Ney
2438 Rayburn HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Because these people are really pissing me off.
Dear Sir,
I recently heard that you had ordered the House cafeteria to rename French fries to "Freedom fries", and gave all the comedians yet another easy shot at the House of Representatives, and embarrassed America in front of the world once again.
All I can ask is, is your job a joke to you?
We're about to enter a war. A war based on documentation whose very authenticity, let alone accuracy, is in question, and you think the most important thing to do is to concentrate on what you name your fried potato strips?
Being a member of the House of Representatives is a serious job. If you can't take your job seriously and act like a responsible professional, or at least an adult, perhaps you should step down and let someone who can take your place.
Sincerely,
Pat Luther