Michael Jackson
Jun. 29th, 2009 05:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plutherusWell, I couldn't get through to Randy Rhodes, so I'll just post this here.
Michael's not dead.
He faked his own death so that people will finally leave him alone.
I know this because I saw him this afternoon, going down highway 84 in Portland. He was in a green jeep with no top, and Elvis was driving.
I told them I'd keep quiet, but Michael said go ahead and tell people, because nobody'd believe me anyway. Elvis agreed, saying he hasn't bothered hiding for decades.
Then Elvis said something about Yeats, and that they were going to keep driving around the country until they found the third King, before going public.
Michael's not dead.
He faked his own death so that people will finally leave him alone.
I know this because I saw him this afternoon, going down highway 84 in Portland. He was in a green jeep with no top, and Elvis was driving.
I told them I'd keep quiet, but Michael said go ahead and tell people, because nobody'd believe me anyway. Elvis agreed, saying he hasn't bothered hiding for decades.
Then Elvis said something about Yeats, and that they were going to keep driving around the country until they found the third King, before going public.
