Federal Rule of Civil Procedure quiz

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YOU ARE RULE 8(a)!

You are Rule 8, the most laid back of all the
Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. While your
forefather in the Federal Rules may have been a
stickler for details and particularity, you
have clearly rebelled by being pleasant and
easy-going. Rule 8 only requires that a
plaintiff provide a short and plain statement
of a claim on which a court can grant relief.
While there is much to be lauded in your
approach, your good nature sometimes gets you
in trouble, and you often have to rely on your
good friend, Rule 56, to bail you out.


Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?
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As reported on the Daily Show

Despite Bush's much-vaunted push for "abstinence only" programs to replace sex ed:

According to recent statistics:

67% of graduating seniors have had sex.
31% intend to have sex.
And 2% become statisticians.

Also reported are some of the not-quite-accurate information being promulgated by abstinence programs ("Motto: Your tax dollars at work. For JESUS!")

"Is your children learning?"

Jerry Falwell and your child's new Abstinence Counselor believe the following:
- Condoms fail to prevent HIV infection 31% of the time.
- Pregnancy can result in mutual masturbation without intercourse.
- 50% of gay teens currently have AIDS.
- Abortions commonly lead to infertility and suicide.
- AIDS can be spread through tears.

And, remember, on this happy Christmas season, as you go out to your mall or miniature golf course, don't forget to Watch Out For TERRORISTS!